You are trapped on a boat. The unicorn you were meant to be attending to has escaped. You need not be reminded of the last time you witnessed the full extent of its bloodlust, let alone on a vessel with no reasonable means of escape. […]

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Hearts of Iron IV presents a game with mind-boggling amounts of depth through a UI that, while imperfect, is far from unusable. I still wish I could sink years of my life into it, but practicality demands that I don’t fail my uni course. For […]

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Leave your hopes at the door, folks, because on this stage of black and red, apathy is the only certainty. To put it bluntly, this was a waste of time, so much so that I wanted to punch my head hard enough that my knuckles […]

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I didn’t know what I was expecting the game to be, but what I got was a Total War game that felt so right with Warhammer mechanics integrated in. The way this game blends fantasy with the realism Total War is known for is exceptional, […]

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I wake up every morning, tired and lethargic, desperately clutching for whatever feels like a vitamin D tablet. Once that struggle is over and done with, I boot up my computer. No time for games, though; uni beckons and I intend not to fail the […]

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You know when someone really wants you to get up on something, but you don’t really want to get up on it because you can’t spare the time, money or effort to get up on whatever it is, and even though you can’t stop hearing […]

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It’s hard for opposite ends of the country to see each other’s games, especially when the middle of the country is one giant desert. Recently, interstate arcades have started popping up, where developers from across the nation come into one room to show off what […]

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A fantastic game is hidden inside Armada’s mechanics, but it’s covered up by a lack of depth and an alarming number of omissions at launch. That said, the game’s updates can easily remedy these problems, and remedies to many of my issues are in the […]

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Well hello there, good-looking reader. Aren’t you looking gud today, and while we’re on the topic, lemme tell you about a running joke of mine (and show you how much I love parentheses). It started a bit before PAXAus 2015. I don’t know exactly when […]

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The weirdest thing happened to me the other day. A few friends and I had just gone to see Deadpool for the fifth time (seriously, that movie is ON POINT) and decided to get Maccas afterwards. As is always the case when you don’t want […]

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