With the upcoming release of Pokemon Sun and Moon, it’s gotten me thinking about this terrifying series again. “Maybe I had it all wrong,” I thought, “perhaps I’m just thinking about this way too hard and it really is just a harmless kids series of […]

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SPOILER WARNING: In order to talk about the things I’m about to talk about, I’m going to be dropping more than a few spoilers. If you haven’t played the game yet but intend to later (fair enough), or haven’t finished the story campaign yet (seriously?), […]

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It’s been awhile since I’ve flexed my imagination, but I’m dusting off TDSO to break your collective childhood memories once again, dear readers. Being a child of the 90’s, RPG characters were something of a staple point in gaming for me and have stuck with […]

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Let’s do a quick re-cap of everything we know: Once upon a time, there was a scientist by the name of Elvin Gadd, who loved his girlfriend Pauline very much. One day, a fully grown adult gorilla that Elvin had been (probably) experimenting on flipped […]

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The Mushroom and Koopa Kingdoms have seen the horrific reality of war, in all it’s forms, and for reasons that few involved understand; Kamek, obviously, is in it to reclaim what he thinks is his – no mystery there. Gadd’s motivations, however, have been somewhat […]

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The maddening, spiralling descent into the gritty underbelly of the Mario-verse continues, my dear readers, after my last foray revealed that Gadd [...]

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Here we are TDSO fans, the beginning of the end: Take a moment to look back at how far we’ve come, everything we’ve discovered (no, seriously, you’ll probably need to); at the end of Kamek Pt2 we learned that just as Bowser is far from being the […]

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We’re getting reeeaaal close to the end here folks; to the core of what makes Mario tick, twitch, and butcher. There’s a loose end, however, that still needs to be explained before we can launch into the final event: Kamek. He might have had his […]

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So, Mario tore through the Koopa Kingdom, replacing them as the planetary super power in the process, and left Kamek’s plans as twisted and mangled as the corpses he walked over. The Koopa Kingdom is still around though, with Bowser at the helm no less, […]

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For all you fan theorists out there, it's time to ruin your childhood once again. Not even our beloved Yoshi is safe! [...]

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