You are trapped on a boat. The unicorn you were meant to be attending to has escaped. You need not be reminded of the last time you witnessed the full extent of its bloodlust, let alone on a vessel with no reasonable means of escape. […]

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According to my YouTube analytics, females only make up 3.2% of my viewers. Oh dear, something here is horribly wrong, I thought females were supposed to make up 50% of the world’s population! There’s nothing special about RTS in that regard; gaming is still a […]

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You know when someone really wants you to get up on something, but you don’t really want to get up on it because you can’t spare the time, money or effort to get up on whatever it is, and even though you can’t stop hearing […]

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The weirdest thing happened to me the other day. A few friends and I had just gone to see Deadpool for the fifth time (seriously, that movie is ON POINT) and decided to get Maccas afterwards. As is always the case when you don’t want […]

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Video games are art, no question. Whether it’s fair to compare the likes of Romeo and Juliet to Tetris, though, that’s like asking if it’s fair to compare the steak sandwich I’m eating right now to Fiddler on the Roof. I would consider both to […]

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Steam may be the greatest thing to happen to gaming since the “Half-Life 3 confirmed” meme. What started off as a platform to make patching games easier, Steam has grown into a magnificent hub that all gamers can enjoy. Whether you’re a player or a […]

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Forgive me, whoever is reading this, for I have sinned. Well, maybe not sinned, but I certainly confounded myself. For a solid four days, I did nothing but play Factorio. I woke up, went to my computer, booted up Factorio, played it for 16 hours, […]

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It’s easy to be cynical about the state of games these days. We get buggy rehashes of franchises every 6 months with ludicrous DRM and micro-transactions in full priced games, not to mention the expansion packs that cost as much as the original game. Let’s […]

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Picture this: I’m playing a game of Trouble in Terrorist Town with a bunch of my friends. I’ve just figured out who the traitor is, and I’m alone with him. I shoot him right the head and proclaim my victory. After bragging that I’m a […]

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We live in the god damn future. I can look down at my black slab of illuminated glass, like a wizard flicking through his oldest spellbook, and touch it to find out how to make okonomiyaki without yam. I can send a drawing of a […]

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