Who is this for? No, seriously, who is this for? Hey, hey, just a sec – who was this made for? ToeJam & Earl: Back In The Groove is one of those games. You know the ones, where you’re sitting around with your friends, and someone says, “Hey, wouldn’t it be great if someone remade this game?” And everyone nods in agreement thinking, yes, that WOULD be great, before the silent realisation dawns on everyone that, actually, no one really wants that. The moment passes, however, and left uncorrected the assumption remains that, yeah – we totally want that! Nobody wanted this, and after some time with the game, I’m not even sure the developers did. Did that feel like a waste of time to read? Good. Now you know what it’s like to play ToeJam & Earl: Back In The Groove – I just saved you a few hours and thirty dollars.