By the Emperor’s Exquisite Holy Nipples! What is this abomination that sits before me, wallowing in its sordid mediocrity? I know that Warhammer 40K video game adaptations are mostly considered to be awful by default, […]

Ah, Assassin’s Creed. Since Ubisoft brought this world to us in 2007, I can’t even count how many hours I’ve spent in the various Animus… or is it Animuses? Animi? What’s the plural on that? […]

The caped crusader becomes a lot less intimidating if you pronounce his name wrong. He is the night, he is the darkness, he is… The Batmun. Not to be confused with the Megamun, Aquamun or […]

If there’s one thing you can count on when a new mainline instalment of Final Fantasy releases, it’s that the fanbase is going to be highly divided on it no matter what. For all its […]

Dead Rising has continued to deliver new ideas and amplify its chaotic zombie-filled world with each entry into the series. With each sequel, it’s introduced new settings and characters, the addition of vehicles and weapon […]

Killing people isn’t that difficult. You take a coin, throw it somewhere, and then you delicately crush the victim’s larynx before they notice you’re grinding up on them like a coffee machine. No need for […]

This year I’ve made it somewhat of a personal mission to try and play games, that, while popular, are most definitely outside of my usual comfort zone. One of these particular genres also happens to […]

While a lot has changed between the first and second Dishonored games, there are some things which haven’t. Dunwall has indeed prospered under Empress Emily Kaldwin’s reign, who, subsequently, has been training with her father […]

When I reviewed Dragon Ball XenoVerse last year, I wrote this: “A jack of many trades and a master of none; DBX innovates dramatically within the series, while lacking quality in almost all regards… I’m […]

There was one big question hanging over everyone’s head at the end of 2015 – “Will there be another Just Dance game?” Ok, so maybe it was not quite the “Who shot JR?” of this […]