HITMAN

Killing people isn’t that difficult. You take a coin, throw it somewhere, and then you delicately crush the victim’s larynx before they notice you’re grinding up on them like a coffee machine. No need for all those ‘superior’ weapons and poisons, you just need a […]

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Titanfall 2

This year I’ve made it somewhat of a personal mission to try and play games, that, while popular, are most definitely outside of my usual comfort zone. One of these particular genres also happens to be first person shooters (FPS). Being someone who enjoys story-driven […]

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Dishonored 2

While a lot has changed between the first and second Dishonored games, there are some things which haven’t. Dunwall has indeed prospered under Empress Emily Kaldwin’s reign, who, subsequently, has been training with her father Corvo to ensure she doesn’t meet the same ill-fated end […]

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Dragon Ball XenoVerse 2

When I reviewed Dragon Ball XenoVerse last year, I wrote this: “A jack of many trades and a master of none; DBX innovates dramatically within the series, while lacking quality in almost all regards… I’m sure we’ll see a sequel soon, and I sincerely hope […]

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Call of Duty: Infinite Warfare

Editor Note: while this review has been written as satire, it accurately represents our overall thoughts on the game. HELLO CALL OF DUTY FAN. I WILL TRY AND KEEP THIS SIMPLE FOR YOU. I KNOW YOU OFTEN STRUGGLE WITH READING. I HAVE MADE ALL THE […]

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Farming Simulator 17

Have you ever stopped to smell the pigs? I have. For 15 hours, I sat right in front of those beady-eyed monstrosities and questioned what it was to be a man. We are not born of any unique substance to separate us from the chaff, […]

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Battlefield 1

World War 1 saw the industrialisation of war and the wholesale slaughter of 10s of millions of soldiers and civilians between 1914 and 1918. Unlike World War II, there were few ideological villains to conquer or justifiable moral campaigns; rather the world saw a clash […]

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WRC 6: FIA World Rally Championship

WRC 6 is the second instalment of the officially licensed WRC game developed by French developer Kylotonn and published by Bigben Interactive. The last instalment, WRC 5, was a great effort by the team after previous titles developed by others were a little lacklustre. So, […]

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Thumper

Described by its developer Drool as a violence rhythm game, Thumper certainly lives up to its name. You play as a metallic beetle travelling through space on a track to defeat some sort of great evil, all to the beat of electronic music. So, the […]

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Civilization VI

Glory to Nippon, most risen of the sunrise lands. Radiant are her borders, majestic are her fields, timeless is her charming attitude towards censorship, and her dedication to the true arts of war are legendary. Who knew that samurai were so good against artillery? Good […]

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