Battlefleet Gothic: Armada 2

There was a time where the merest hint of 40K would rile my jimmies harder than a Commissar at an Aeldari Bar Mitzvah. I can still remember the fragrant, air-conditioned musk of the Carillon GW […]

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Ace Combat 7: Skies Unknown

I probably have no right to review this game. I’m a colourblind, math-failing, long-haired, scruffy ranga pseudo-hippie with anger issues and pretensions of loquaciousness. Joining the Air Force wasn’t even an option for me as […]

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Onimusha: Warlords

Given that it was almost twenty years ago, it’s easy to forget that there was a solid four year period during which Capcom absolutely dominated the Hack ’n’ Slash market. Between 2001 and 2005, the […]

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Tales of Vesperia: Definitive Edition

As an enthusiast of JRPGs, you’d be forgiven for assuming that I would be an enthusiastic fan of Bandai Namco’s renowned “Tales of” series, sitting amongst the ranks of long-running series with disconnected games such […]

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YIIK: A Postmodern RPG

There was a strange golden age for JRPGs in the ‘90s. Titles like Final Fantasy, Wild Arms and Earthbound warped the minds of my generation into optimistic weirdos with strong opinions on turn-based combat. Now […]

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Just Cause 4

At its heart, the Just Cause franchise is all about creative destruction. Typically, players have access to interesting gadgets for fighting and locomotion, a hapless enemy, and an interactive environment ripe for exploitation. The result […]

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Katamari Damacy Reroll

Reroll’s release on Switch and PC might represent something like closure for long-term onlookers of the Katamari series frustrated by its limited availability. The original Katamari Damacy was released on PlayStation 2 in 2004 – […]

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Insurgency: Sandstorm

With Insurgency: Sandstorm being the third military shooter I’ve reviewed this holiday season, I think it’s safe to say that I’m now the de facto patron saint for all that is pew pew and “oo-rah” […]

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Mutant Year Zero: Road To Eden

Blessed are the amnesiacs, for they shall inherit the earth. You think it would have been the meek, but they’re not a very assertive bunch. It also helps if you’re a mutant in these post-apocalypse […]

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11-11 Memories Retold

There have been, at a guess, more video games about war than there are stars in the universe and grains of sand on all the worlds beaches multiplied by each other and combined. Granted, most […]

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